What's the definition of disgusting? Your giving your grandmother a kiss and she slips her tongue in. What's the definition of weird? Your having sex with a pregnant woman and something...

There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they...

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style...

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi....

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he...

Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the...

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze...

Kiss Wrong? Why A different taste?

Some "lessons" about Halloween, ghosts, and spooks that you'll only learn from the movie theater! 17. When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead....

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. Your body's name must be visa, because it's...

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my...

The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?...

Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175. Discoverer: Adam Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower...

Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn't quite place her. "Hi, Joe", she...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.. DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before...

What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused...

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first. "Smiling, God...

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. If you buy your...

The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1...What are you thinking about? 2...Do you love me? 3...Do I look fat? 4...Do you think she is prettier than me? 5...What would you do if I died? What...

1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. Do not bother me!! 2. Two hot dogs and a beer at a...