Worst Analogies Written By High Schoolers He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes...

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the little...

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin'...

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other ?" His mother...

A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!?the farmer says, "Where ya goin? with...

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit...

Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father, "Daddy, what are...

Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!" As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year-old, stops and says,...

1. Monkey king is dressed up. 2. Monkey King with his golden stick. 3. Monkey King smiles to life 4. Curtain call !

When one laugh the other cry.

Dare you sleep overtime now?

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who...

A poor girl's family lives next door to a rich boy's. The poor girl is playing in her yard one morning when the rich boy came out, boasting his brand new fire truck. "Ha ha, I got a new fire truck...

A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice...

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the...

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the heck have you been all night?" she demands....

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"...

A woman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Navajo woman climbs in. During their...

A Gentleman goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion, and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died. While on vacation his mother-in-law dies. An...

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and that makes it easy to blackmail them by saying, "I KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH", Even when you don't know a...