O Lord, hear my anxious plea Calculus is killing me I know not of 'dx' or 'dy' And probably won't until the day I die. Please, Lord, help me in this hour As I take my case to the highest...

Your first job will be to sweep the floor. But I'm a college student the young man replied. In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Penn. and bragged that he had told his wife she...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in...

this photo was taken on a highway to San Francisco.

a band of toy gangsters, horrible or lovely?   

Find some brands and you can make up a story too!  

Stare at the dot in the center and move your head in and out. Say how you feel?

What if you open your door and find this group at halloween, treat or trick? dogs with costumes and pumpkins

Beauty is not all that attracts men. how to get a date, the male version

A female type is coming at the request of many ladies.  

" Please God if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat!!"

have some fun while on duty.

Most drivers feel this no phone warning acceptable and effective.

CBS News: Santa Claus hit by an airplane and seriously injured. People might have a Christmas without Christmas Father. All depends on his recovery before the day.   

With so many famous brands, this baby is priceless.

This is an age of cooperation and even dogs and cats knows teamwork.

An army recruiter walks up to a wimpy man and says, "Would you like to join the army???."" The wimpy man says, "My arms aren't very strong, but my legs are....I'd much rather join the Leggy!!!!"

DOCTOR: Don't worry you'll live to be eighty. PATIENT: It's my eightieth birthdday tommorow. DOCTOR: There. What did I tell you? PATIENT: Doctor, I think that there are two of me. DOCTOR:...