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A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling...

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?That's where you wash all your vegetables!

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said,''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said,"We...

A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his...

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.

Five days before Christmas, Santa was having a horrible day. And by horrible, I mean his wife was sick with the flu, 23 elfs called in sick, and nothing was getting done, so...

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals.The big animals were crushing small animals and at half-time, the...

What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?Ejection seats in helicopters.

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals.He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch.He searchs for...

How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow fell on her.

How do you stop a blonde tank?Shoot the people pushing it!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The lawyer gets bored, so he looks over to the blond and smiles, thinking maybe he can make us of his time....

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?More leg room.