New Funny Pictures
New added funny pictures, photos and funny jokes as funny signs, funny cartoons, clean funny jokes, funny people, funny animal pictures etc.
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A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling... |
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| Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and... |
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| You Big Tomato
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?That's where you wash all your vegetables! |
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| American in Mexico
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said,''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said,"We... |
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| A SMOKIN GUY
A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his... |
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| Atlantic Coast
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!! |
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| Jackson go to K Mart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?A: He heard they had small boys pants half off. |
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| CHRISTMAS
Five days before Christmas, Santa was having a horrible day. And by horrible, I mean his wife was sick with the flu, 23 elfs called in sick, and nothing was getting done, so... |
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| Football Animals
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals.The big animals were crushing small animals and at half-time, the... |
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| Blonde Invention
What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?Ejection seats in helicopters. |
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| Elephant Time
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals.He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his watch.He searchs for... |
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| Tank Girl
How do you stop a blonde tank?Shoot the people pushing it! |
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| The Plane Trip
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The lawyer gets bored, so he looks over to the blond and smiles, thinking maybe he can make us of his time.... |
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