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Oct 18, 2004
Brain Study 496 hits
Dr. Manfield was granted permission to use Death Row Prisoners for his new Brain studies. He opens the head of his first patient, cuts out the left side of the brain and asks him to count, the...
Oct 18, 2004
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake," says the shocked dentist, "The...
Oct 21, 2004
1. weight lifting plus physical jerks 2. volleyball together with bowling 3. golf in basketball yard 4. swordplay integrated with baseball 5. men's tennis on...
Oct 15, 2004
Letter to Santa 2,894 hits
Oct 15, 2004
Poetry 457 hits
A young lad starts work in a pharmacy. The owner is explaining the rudiments of the job to the youth... "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry...
Oct 15, 2004
In A Hurry 449 hits
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."...
Oct 15, 2004
MDs and PhDs 377 hits
4 MDs and 4 PhDs are going to a meeting by train. The 4 MDs each have their own ticket, but the 4 PhDs (who have little money, of course) have 1 ticket among them. The MDs ask the PhDs (in a...
Oct 15, 2004
A doctor and his wife have a row over breakfast. "And you're crap in bed," shouts the husband, storming out to the car. When he gets a lull in his work at the surgery, he decides to phone home and...
Oct 15, 2004
A Condom Joke 497 hits
A Grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. 'What's this!?' demands the grandfather. 'It's a condom' replies thegrandson sheepishly. 'What do you use it for?'...
Oct 15, 2004
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available....
Oct 15, 2004
The Wedding 545 hits
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their desision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in....
Oct 15, 2004
Peanuts 354 hits
A pharmacist goes to a nursing home to review an elderly customer. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats...
Oct 15, 2004
Donor 403 hits
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm,...
Oct 15, 2004
Condoms 546 hits
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the...
Oct 15, 2004
Color and Sex 414 hits
If your favorite color is: RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish....
Oct 15, 2004
Code for Sex 558 hits
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband...
Oct 15, 2004
1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are...
Oct 14, 2004
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up...
Oct 14, 2004
The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see...
Oct 14, 2004
1. You can enjoy beer all month long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. 4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football....
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