New Funny Pictures
New added funny pictures, photos and funny jokes as funny signs, funny cartoons, clean funny jokes, funny people, funny animal pictures etc.
| Pony Tails
Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails?To hide the Air Valve! |
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| Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?A: At the BP station. |
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| THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse.... |
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| Blondes and Pianos
Why are Blondes like pianos?Because when they're not upright they are grand! |
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| Flighty Blonde
What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?Must be an earthquake! |
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| Diana and Hugh Grant
What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant?They both bought it in the backseat of a car. |
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| A Father Watched His Daughter...
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
He went over to her and noticed she was... |
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| Virgin Mary
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell.
The Pope explained the... |
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| Jackson dangle his baby
Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories. |
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| Blondevision
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home... |
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| Take a Walk
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the... |
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