New Funny Pictures

Why do Blondes wear Pony-Tails?To hide the Air Valve!

Q: Where does a bee pee?A: At the BP station.

Remember this story when they start getting frustrated: My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we...

How does a blonde kill a fish?She drowns it.

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse....

Why are Blondes like pianos?Because when they're not upright they are grand!

What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?Must be an earthquake!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?Because he was dead.

What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant?They both bought it in the backseat of a car.

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. He went over to her and noticed she was...

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the...

Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.

What does world hunger and a mercedes have in common? Diana can't stop either.

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home...

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the...