New Funny Pictures

Did you see the wall Di drove into?Neither did she.

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from...

A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside to find a man screwing one of his sheep and a little boy watching.He walks up to the boy and says ''Who's that screwing my...

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?So they know if it is morning or afternoon.

Dad: Courtney, do you want penne pasta for dinner? Courtney: No, but I'll have dime or quarter pasta.

What do elephants use for vibrators?Epileptic pigmies.

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?Because they leave to answer the door.

Two guys were at the gym. Bob ask Ben' how did the date go with my Sister"? Bob, " I didn't know your sister was famous. When I took her to the opera, and it was over...

One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed...

Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.

A woodpecker was pecking a whole in a tree.All of a sudden, a flash of lightening struck the tree to the ground!The woodpecker looked bemused for a moment and then said: "Gee, I...

A red-head, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery. They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country.They are all getting...

Dear Master:The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:IT'S TIME...

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about...