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Jul 17, 2007
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of...
Jul 6, 2007
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION "Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics" 10. Penile length contraction: According...
Jul 2, 2007
Golden bar 1,765 hits
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands....
Jul 2, 2007
Doctor visit 1,669 hits
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little...
Jul 2, 2007
Tough guy 1,542 hits
Walking into the bar, Eddie said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Henry. I just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah," Henry said "And how did this one end?" ...
Jul 2, 2007
A bit of arenic 1,411 hits
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?". The lady say's "I want to kill my husband." "I...
Jul 2, 2007
Cars in heaven 2,092 hits
Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in...
Jul 2, 2007
Firming up 2,491 hits
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the...
Jul 1, 2007
Pulled Over 1,249 hits
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and...
Jul 1, 2007
Gotta pee 1,516 hits
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first...
Jul 1, 2007
Headache remedy 1,169 hits
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom...
Jul 1, 2007
Viagra 1,356 hits
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Absolutely," he answered. ...
Jul 1, 2007
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not...
Jul 1, 2007
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village...
Jul 1, 2007
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you...
Jul 1, 2007
Kinds of stuff 1,378 hits
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are...
Jun 29, 2007
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says....
Jun 29, 2007
A man joined a big Multi-National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side...
Jun 29, 2007
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. " He gets her name,...
Jun 29, 2007
The cowboy 853 hits
A cowboy walks into a bar in Abilene, orders three mugs of brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and order three...
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