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Feb 24, 2010
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to...
Feb 24, 2010
It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and...
Feb 24, 2010
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me." The husband...
Jan 21, 2010
My husband's brother-in-law, Joseph,an American real estate agent, came to China for a short visit to our city. To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party, Mr.Sun, the host, entertained...
Jan 21, 2010
A man runs to the doctor and says ,"Doctor,you're got to help me, My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks ,"How long was she had this condition?" "Two...
Jan 20, 2010
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the...
Jan 20, 2010
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of...
Jan 20, 2010
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the...
Jan 20, 2010
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said...
Jan 20, 2010
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for...
Jan 11, 2010
A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh,...
Jan 11, 2010
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the cordless phone. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up...
Jan 11, 2010
'I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.' 'Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.' 'As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing...
Jan 11, 2010
1. 'I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.' 2. 'I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.' 3. 'I received a plague for Salesperson of...
Jan 11, 2010
1) Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five...
Jan 11, 2010
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty....
Jan 11, 2010
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage....
Jan 11, 2010
Signs that You've had TOO MUCH Computing You try to enter your password on the microwave. Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
Jan 11, 2010
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she asked for a phone book. "...
Jan 11, 2010
Quiet fishing? Q. What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A. A hunter lies in wait and a fisherman waits and lies.
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