One day a hunter was walking through the woods and spotted an Indian Chief being chased by a grizzly bear. So the hunter pulled out his trusty rifle and shot the bear, saving the Indian Chief's...

What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?My zipper!

A young man just got a new job running the register at a store. The old-timer said he would teach him how to sell things. "Watch how I do it" he said to the new hire as a man came up to the...

I saw your dad walking down the street the other day...I called him a faggot and then he hit me with his purse.

How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?None �they're too busy screwing the President!

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand.She screams and runs...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What...

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel and city where they spent their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself and went to loo and after a while came...

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at...

Have you heard where many seniors are opting to spend their second or even third honeymoons?Viagra Falls.

One day a little boy goes to his Mother and asks her, "Mom, do honies have legs?"The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?" to which the little boy answers,"Because every night when I go to...

A group of homosexuals were attending a car-key party.One bet the others that he could recognise the make and model of any car by sticking the ignition key up his arse.The first key he correctly...

Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya?Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.

A homosexual walked into a bar and said to the bartender, in a rather feminine voice, "Where is everyone?"The bartender turns to the gay with a scowl and said, "Out the back, hanging a fag."...

Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday!

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?So he can get oxygen to his brain.

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.Police are looking into it.

What's the difference between a hobo and a homo?A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass!

A guy was riding down the road when he saw a pretty young lady standing with her thumb out. The driver pulled over and offered her a ride. She got in, and they started driving."My name is June...