10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 6. She's got...

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?A: Kneel to the Chief!

Q. Why are guys faster than girls?A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings.

There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, ''Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!'' So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were...

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The...

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's...

Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?Because he always finishes second!

What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?Rear Admiral!

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them....

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various...

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.The old...

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa."That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps...

Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.The first Catholic women tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father."The second Catholic...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, ''I''ve been seeing this girl for a...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild...

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."He questioned her as...

What is the best thing God ever created?The vagina.What was the worst thing God ever did?Let women manage it!

Q. Why did God invent men?Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.