When the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. Then the Lord called the Monkey...

Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence."Hey man pull over here," said one of the guys. "I want to go screw this goat." He does, and when he is done...

What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?A licker license!

There was a woman and her husband. They were happily married except for the fact that the husband never gave his wife any money. One day, a friend of the husband's comes over while the wife was...

Q: What does a girl and a plane have in common?A: They both have cockpits.

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and...

A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween."Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About 30% of the class puts their hand up."Okay, how many of you have...

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got...

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to...

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks.''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies.''That's a stupid thing to...

What's German for 'virgin'?Goesintight.

What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist??A genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.

What do gay termites eat?Woodpeckers!

Did you hear about the gay truckers?They exchanged loads.

What did one gay sperm say to another?"How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?A fruit fly.

Two gay necrophiliacs were walking past the morgue. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, you wanna go in and suck up a couple of cold ones?"

Did you hear about the gay midget?He just came out of the cupboard!

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23...