So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces:...

Did you hear about the gay Magician who vanished with a poof?

Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?Megasorass.

How can you tell when you enter a gay church?Only half the congregation are on their knees.

Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman."It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do about it?" the...

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a...

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely...

Q. Why was Frosty smiling?A. He saw the snowblower coming.

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty dollars to buy meat. "Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror."Let me show you something? This twenty-dollar bill...

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas.  When they went inside to pay, the...

Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"?A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostituteYour whoroscope!

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that...

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?Stick a nipple on it.

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks the boy how old...

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you...

What do you call an expert fisherman?A masterbaiter.

An expert fisherman is a ''master-baiter.'''