Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?To make sure she's the First Lady...

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim,...

Q: Why is a fire truck red?A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off your dress...

Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sex with Fill-up." They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full...

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars...

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it....

Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film?It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.

What's the favourite pickup line in a gay bar?"May I push your stool in?"

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie"The Sound of Music"Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,Big Macs and French fries and girls with big faces,Lots...

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker.

What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.â� The boy said, “Dad,...

Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and for his 40th b-day she went and got a B tattooed on each butt cheek. She went home and showed BB and she asked who BoB was!

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row."I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating.""Good, but I...

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt...

A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but...

When is the only time you should fake an orgasm?When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.

What's the definition of innocence?A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making little sleeping bags for mice.

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!