Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch?A: Goodandtight!

You know you're a redneck if you have sex ed and drivers ed in the same car.

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will...

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss...

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and...

What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!

A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.When she got to the hardware store,...

Because our large Collie, Felix, travels with us in the car, his head between us from the back seat, my husband and I gave him sugarless mints to sweeten his doggy breath. Soon he developed a taste...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence...

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder....

A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt and pointed to his nipples."I've got two of these," he said. "How about you?"The little girl opened her...

Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!Counselor, let's do it in chambers.His attorney withdrew at the last minute.Is it a penal offense?Better leave the handcuffs on.For $200 an...

Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?â�Jane blushed and said...

A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny. ''''A limerick I heard today at work. But I can''t tell you,'''' he says. ''''It''s too dirty.'''' ''''Don''t...

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?The head Nurse!

A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir.The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleading penis.The...

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place...

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A dikfer." "What's a dikfer?" "Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?You come in one and you go in the other!