What is the difference between a boy and a girl?The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his nob and dragged him to the garage.After putting his dick into a vice and...

Q: What did the prick say to the balls?A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!

Dial-a-condomMay 31, 2004A Swedish aid organisation is to roll out a new line of defence to thecountry's emergency services - the condom ambulance.From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the...

A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors of a shipwreck. They somehow find themselves on a deserted island. At first, Tyra wants nothing to do with the very average guy, but after a...

A woman met a man at a club and went back to his place for sex. Afterward, she said “You must be a good dentist.â�He replied, “How did you know I'm a...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist...

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs."That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch...

Two lesbians walk into a whorehouse and ask for the youngest girl they got. The madam looks at them for a second and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers!"

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster...

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful.A: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual...

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."The driver pointed to the woman in...

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.When you are dating..... He takes you out to have...

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and...

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy...

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, ''So what's new in your life?''The other...

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?"...

Why are pubic hairs curly?So you don't poke your eye out.

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don't poke your eye out.

Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.Do you understand my explanation?Or do you need a...