Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.Do you understand my explanation?Or do you need a...

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?A: They are both meat substitutes.

Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his...

Q: What did the dick say to the condom? A: Cover me -- I'm going in.

Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue,And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's, And without all them fleas.You move...

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do...

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The...

Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?A. A groovy kind of love.

Q. What do call a good cook?A. A master baster.

Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the...

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me I'm going in.

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk. "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells,...

Why'd the condom cross the road?He got pissed off!

A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout.After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at...

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? McDonalds Condom: One Billion...

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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female...

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.''One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy...