Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?A: Because he had a hor-monica.

Re: DNA Test Results:   Clinton, William JeffersonDear Mr. Starr: The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA. Apologies, The FBI

Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?A: Because he likes to bend pages!

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places: the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven.After a couple of days they fix...

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and...

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything...

What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them...

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?Secretary: My lawyer.

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie...

Mama always told me girls are like a box of chocolate covered-cherries: they can either be dark or light on the outside, but they're always pink on the inside.

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was...

Children in the back of the car cause accidents.Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise.  He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.The egg mutters, to no one in...

Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops."I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause 7 days a week...