A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells...

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penisâ� written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next...

What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied,...

The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's 'little soldier' can't salute anymore.She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for...

Q: Did you hear about the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?A: He got a stiff neck

Big Busted Women-can get a taxi on the worst days-have a neat place to carry spare change-have always been the center of the arts (art)-make jogging a spectator sport-can keep a magazine dry while...

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.He...

Two old ladies were standing on a street corner smoking cigarettes. It started to rain and one lady said, ''Great, now I'll have to put this out.''The other lady said, ''No you don't, i have some...

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Buffallo Billy had a ten-foot willy He showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she whacked it with a rake And now it's only five foot four

A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the biggest dick in town. One of the guys gets...

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."...

Why don't witches wear undies?To get better grip on their brooms.

What do Brooklyn and women in tight jeans have in common?Flatbush.

What is the word 'non-virgin' in German?Brokenhymen

There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees...

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"Feeling his wife's gaze...

What did the bra say to the hat?"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

Why did the boy scout get kicked out?He was caught eating a brownie!