What did the bra say to the hat?"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

Why did the boy scout get kicked out?He was caught eating a brownie!

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor...

What's the difference between boiling water and a woman?You put a piece of meat in boiling water and it gets softer...

Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?A: They both took 410 days to be erected.

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him."Sir, what are you yelling about?...

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they...

In days of old, when knights were bold,And condoms weren't invented,They wrapped their socksAround their cocks,And babies were prevented!

Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds? Bird: Yes. Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver? Bird: No, what do you take me for? Bloke: I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out...

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw...

What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?Well hung.

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!

A man and his wife were talking and he says, "You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big-dick contest.""Oh honey," she exclaims, "I don't want you taking that...

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of...

Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time.Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?Silicon Valley

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy."Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama?Relative humidity