This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever...

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the...

Two guys are sharing a hospital room."What are you in for?""I''m getting a circumcision." "Damn! I had that done when I was born and I couldn''t walk for a year!"

Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes. Woman: Can I get it over the counter? Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.

This guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the...

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, ''My husband wants me to ask you...,'' to which the doctor replies, ''I know, I...

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.The wife asks,...

A new law recently passed in Arkansas.When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?A. Innocence.B. Idealism.C. Going into the ladies room with your mom.    In your opinion, the...

What is a hooker in Alaska called?A frostitute!

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist...

An elderly man, Willy, mimes driving a car as runs around the halls of a retirement home.An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the...

What's the position to make ugly babies?Ask your parents.

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.    "No, not worth...

A man and his wife are watching the boxing on TV.The husband sighs and says, "I'm disappointed! It was all over in four minutes."The wife replies, "Good! Now you know how I feel."

A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, "Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now." So he began to wander the streets of the...

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replied the...

A man in his 40's goes in for a physical.The doctor says "I have good news and I have bad news."The man says, "Give me the bad news first."Doc says, "There is a problem with your penis, you can...