One day a little boy goes to his Mother and asks her, "Mom, do honies have legs?"The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?" to which the little boy answers, "Because every night when I go to...

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College.  For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from...

D you know what 6.9 is?A good thing fucked up by a period.

Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?People say he was half-nuts!

Why is 77 better than 69?'Cause you get 8 more!

What's 72?69 with 3 people watching!

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.â�

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahh, it's cute.3. Who circumcised you?4. Why don't we just cuddle?5. You know they have surgery to fix that.6....

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

1. “If my heart were a baked potato, I’d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.â� 2. “Your terrible personality...

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?Broke!

"After 10 years of marriage, sex with my wife is down to three times a year.""Same here, Pal. As a matter of fact, if mine didn't sleep with her mouth open, I'd have none at all."

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the...

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see...

Why cant a penis be 12 inches long?Because 12 inches is a foot.

What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?Bo Derek getting older...

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a...

Q. Why did the spider cross the computer keyboard?A. To get on the World Wide Web.

How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLighht Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.

Q: What is a programmer?A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way.You do not understand.