A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three huge, leather-suited men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,...

One day, Moisha goes to Temple and prays, "Lord, let me win the lottery". He goes home, and nothing happens. Next week, he goes again and prays, "Lord, please let me win the lottery. I've been...

This fellow goes to confession and tells the priest "Father, I've done something terrible. I just know they're going to throw me out of the church for this one." "Hold, on," says the priest,...

I  was having trouble with my computer, so I called the computer guy over to my desk. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So,...

On the wedding day father hands a note to the groom... Which read "Goods once delivered will not be taken back" Groom gives a note to the father of the bride that read.... "Guarantee void if...

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just...

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her...

Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and...

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these...

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good...

During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and...

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same. 1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the...

- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you. - Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte...

10. A chain of "Bhaskar-RaoBins" ice cream stores all over the country, in collaboration with Baskin Robins. 9. Kraft will make "PARAMESAN CHEESE" at Madras, in collaboration with Parameswaran...

In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the Philippines proved it really has given something to the coffee world. The Columbia delegate said: "We have the best coffee...

Erap and some soldiers were caught in war and held as hostages. They were all going to die, but were given two options--either be injected with the H.I.V. virus, or be shot to death. Every soldier...

The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion THE FINALISTS: Ms. America Ms. Spain Ms. Britain Ms. Iran Ms. India Ms. China Ms. Philippines  QUESTION:...

A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing...

Two Vietnamese refugees have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if...

It could be considered the ultimate test of one?s manhood. Two Taiwanese Chi Kung experts set a world record by pulling an 11-ton truck with their penises. Hundreds of enthusiastic spectators...