The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the...

A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him "up" immediately. As soon as...

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?" The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work." The...

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking...

A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems....

Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act. ...

Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who's at the wheel, reaches over and places his hand on...

One night, at a party, The host asked his guests: "How many here believe in ghosts?" Everyone put up their hand. "How many have seen ghosts?" A lot of people put up their hand. "How many...

Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses. He went to the first man's house and told the man's wife of the tragic...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's...

What happens when you have : 2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2...

1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" ...

Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes 2 loving arms 2 well shaped legs 2 firm milk containers 1 fur-lined mixing bowl 1 large banana Instructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms. 2...

Q: Do I have to be married to have fax? A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q: My parents say they never had fax when...

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One...

An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish dog for company. The clerk explained...

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, "How come the Jews know everything before we do? The CIA chief says, "It's simple. The Jews have an expression, Nu, Vus Tutzuch (English...

One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush asks: "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable...

Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person...

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.   After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his...