Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up...

You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When... · You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. · Your wife...

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A. None. That's a hardware issue.

A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor.The assistant said,"Why do you want a curtain for your computer...

The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?""Eleven", she replies.The sheriff thinks to himself, "Thats not what I...

Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by...

We had a tough day at the office yesterday.The computers were all down and everyone had to think!

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer...

Whats the difference between Princess Di, and di?You get di in a bottle. Princess Di comes in a box.

At one ad agency, a guy in production was fired when they discovered he was The Xerox Flasher. Every morning, he Xeroxed his privates, made copies & left them in the  secretarie's desks....

Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the...

A visitor asked a West Texas cowboy, "Do you ever get tornadoes out here?" The cowboy replied, "Yeah, we had one a while back, but it ran into a sandstorm outside of town and got ripped to pieces."...

A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?"She paused a moment and looked around the room. "I repeat, where would man be today...

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her...

Little Johnny was in church one morning when he saw for the first time baptism by immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize his three cats in the...

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased.I turned to...

A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the...

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect.My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a...

There was a spinster schoolteacher who was plain, skinny and with an impediment in her speechShe longed for a man and used to comfort herself by reading respectable erotic stories, namely the...

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned inthe will:"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well asgood, I leave her the house and $2...