The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The...

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father...

One Sunday morning, the minister noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on...

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position and hired a...

One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota . The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Olga was sitting on her...

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't...

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. ...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally,...

Bubba called his attorney one day and asked, "I heard they some people sued the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer and won the case." "Now I hear someone is suing the fast...

Bill and Diane were in a terrible accident and Diane's face was severely burned. The doctor told Bill that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...

The little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop in downtown Post Falls. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet...

- Your twin sister forgets your birthday. - You wake up face down on the pavement. - You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. - You call suicide prevention and they put...

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she...

A Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts. When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose. My wife is a sex...

John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary. "Well how about a new...

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. After searching for 20 minutes for his parents he finally found a policeman. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" ...

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" ...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in...

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your...