Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?A. The outside.

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a big, muddy hole in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when an attractive blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her...

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. Little Johnny stopped and looked at...

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleepI tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.The leftovers beckoned-- the dark meat and white,but I fought the temptation with all of...

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen.He asked her about it."This is the Klopman diamond,"...

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a...

During a museum tour, the guide explains, "Here you can see the beautiful statue of Athena...""Excuse me, madam," the old professor interjects. "Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?""No,...

About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight . I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me...

It is for good reason that you'll hear a lot of talk about the weather in Ireland. The Irish are used to cloudy skies and regular showers because they know that a puff of breeze will soon clear the...

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child offive.A man's only as old as the woman he feels.Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.Either he's dead or my watch has...

My former sister-in-law, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but still quite creative, rolled through a stop sign and THEN spotted the two patrolmen in the cop car watching her do it.She...

Shortest Love Story - With A Happy Ending! He asked her "Will you marry me?"She replied "No"And they both lived happily ever after.

In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.The American general called for one of his men and told him to...

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with...

The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.The...

Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls."The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a...

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago toHippopotamus, New York."The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent, "Are you sure that'sthe name of the town?""Yes, what...

A man owned a small farm in South Georgia. The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an social security agent to interview him. "You just give me a...

A mother may hope that her daughter will get a better husband that she did, but she knows her son will never get as good a wife as his father did.Proud father to mother as they watched their small...