Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?Tommy: Don’t Know.Teacher: Bark, Tommy.Tommy: Woof, Woof.

Q. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?A. Baby rabbits.

Waiter : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate,Milo, or Coffee?"Customer: "tea please"Waiter : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea orgreen tea...

During a business trip to China, I was browsing through a department store in Beijing when a staff member timidly approached me."Excuse me," she said. "Are you American?""Yes, I am," I...

"Hi. Now you say something."------------------- "I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me...

One day a man came homefrom work and he was greeted by his wife.She told that she has good news and that she had bad news.He said "Well, give me the good news first."She said "The good news is that...

I was driving into the old historic section of town and found Tim, one of the bartenders at The River City Grill curled up on a curb alongside the road in tears.I stopped the car and hollered over...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a...

A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of ivisional Manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the...

An accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his...

An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their...

  A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.  ...

Two accountancy students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second accountant replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my...

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

      A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me"..... "Babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a streetcorner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front...

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving 1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past...

Q: What's the best kind of car to be driving when you're ready to play chicken? A: A coupe.

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone....