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Sep 25, 2005
When the crib breaks
174 hits
Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?A: When the crib breaks.
Aug 29, 2005
What are they
209 hits
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?A. Charley Weaver: "His feet."
Aug 30, 2005
Wealthy Egyptian
255 hits
What's the one thing that attracts Diana more than a wealthy Egyptian?A solidly-built Pole.
Jul 27, 2005
Warning
166 hits
Warning for video games addicts:Lady Di and her friends proved that playing too much 'columns' can be fatal
Jun 29, 2005
Vincent Price
176 hits
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say, "I love you"?A. Vincent Price: "No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty."
Aug
1, 2005
TV show
177 hits
What's the similarity between the TV show "Neighbours" & Prince Charles?Neighbours had Mrs Mangle, Charles has a mangled Mrs.
Jun 11, 2005
Tonya Harding
228 hits
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
Jul 20, 2005
To paint
157 hits
Where were Dodi and Di heading the night of the accident?To paint the town red.
Jul 20, 2005
To make sure
156 hits
What was one of Elton John's jobs at Diana's funeral?To make sure there were enough twinkies there.
Sep
8, 2005
To kill Di
157 hits
How many paparazzis does it take to kill Di?50. One to drive in front of Di and 49 to take pictures.
May
5, 2005
Throw me the
139 hits
Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?A: Throw me the bouy!!
Jul
8, 2005
Three days of steady
145 hits
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?A. Charley Weaver: "Three days of steady drinking should do it."
Apr 23, 2005
They both come
145 hits
Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?A: They both come in a little behind.
Jun
6, 2005
They all wear one glove
151 hits
Q: What do any of the Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?A: They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.
Jul 13, 2005
These paparazzi
144 hits
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?'These paparazzi are driving me up the wall'
Jun 25, 2005
The under Eights
121 hits
Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner?A: The under Eights.
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imelda sunga: nice joke i like it.
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kiki: that is sexist