What did Princess Di say to Dodi after he gave her the Ring?Aren't we moving a bit to fast!

What was the last thing she kissed?The radiator!

Q. What's brown and half eaten?A. The Queen Mothers Easter egg.

Was that blue blood on the pavement?No, it was only Di.

If you see three flies in the bathroom, how do you know which one is the deadhead?The one on the pot.

What's Diana's newest title?The Lady in Red.

 If Diana's heart was in the right place...why was it found in the glove box?

What did the French photographer say to Princess Diana as she was pulled from the car wreck?"What will you be wearing at the funeral?"

Did you know that Dodi organized the accident?He thought his father said, "Bury the whore!" instead of, "Marry the bore!".

After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said: "Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every...

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what's the other?A. Paul Lynde: "Tape measures."

What`s the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Di?Thomas made it through the tunnel!

What is Dodi's new pet name for Di?Squidgy

Why did Elton john really go to the funeral?So at least one old queen would be seen to cry in public.

Q: What's Michael's favorite snack?A: Slim Jims.

Tell me,â� the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word ‘can’t’ is short for?â�...

Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?A: "Shit happens!"

What did Prince Charles say when he heard the news?"Shall I garage your motorbike, Mum?"or ... "Smashing!"

Q: What's sex like for Michael?A: Child's Play.

Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!