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Jun 28, 2005
Screw in a light bulb
154 hits
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
Aug 22, 2005
Royal Reception
166 hits
Why did Princess Diana get to the Pearly Gates before Mother Theresa?Mother Theresa deserved a Royal Reception.
May 12, 2005
Royal Mail strike
142 hits
What's the difference between the a Royal Mail strike and Diana?A Royal mail strike stops the post ... and a post stops Diana.
Sep 20, 2005
Royal Jelly
141 hits
What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes? They both make Royal Jelly.
Sep
5, 2005
Royal Family stop
153 hits
How did The Royal Family stop the paparazzi from visiting Diana's grave?By placing Land mines around it.
Jun
5, 2005
Rose Marie
135 hits
Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?A. Rose Marie: "No, wait until morning."
Jul 19, 2005
Ritz
109 hits
What did Dodi say to Di before they left the Ritz?"Do you want to sleep here or crash in the car?"
Sep
7, 2005
Richard Pryor
166 hits
Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!
Apr 25, 2005
Richard Nixon
163 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Nixon?A: One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.
May 27, 2005
Reaching bottom
129 hits
Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom.
Sep 22, 2005
Raquel Welch
270 hits
Q. What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?A. A thank you from Santa!
Aug
8, 2005
Ralph the pin boy
184 hits
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?A. Rose Marie: "Ralph the pin boy."
Aug 17, 2005
Put it back
134 hits
Q: What child's game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?A: Got your nose! Put it back!
Jul 16, 2005
Princess Die
130 hits
What did the French doctors say to Prince Charles when they telephoned him?"Princess Die"
Aug
7, 2005
Princess Dianas life
153 hits
What's the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?Taxi.
Sep
9, 2005
Princess Dianas death
175 hits
Did you hear they're blaming a specific tabloid for Princess Diana's death?The Paris Post.
Aug 10, 2005
Pregnant for two years
184 hits
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?A. Paul Lynde: "Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark."
May
1, 2005
Predator named for
117 hits
Q: Who was the unmanned recon airplane the Predator named for?A: Michael Jackson.
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kiki: that is sexist