Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?A: Which one's mommy?

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q. What makes Michael Jackson so unique?A. It's the little boy inside him.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson scream?A. Because it hurts.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q.  How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?A. From a catalogue.

Q: What was the big break in the Michael Jackson molestation case?A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found... a white glove.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?A. Cause there's twenty of them.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?A: He likes to come in a little behind.

Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?A. When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?A. Boy's underwear half off.

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson grounded?A: He was "Bad".

Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?A: Boys 'R Us.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?A. So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!