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Aug 4, 2005

JFK Jr miss 101 hits

Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha's Vineyard?A. The runway.

Jun 26, 2005

JFK Jr learn 97 hits

Q. How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?A. He took a crash course.

May 17, 2005

JFK Jr and his wife 88 hits

Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?A. They figured they would wash up on shore!

Jul 27, 2005

Jerry Garcia 119 hits

Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by cannibals one day.Before they are about to be cooked for dinner they are granted one final wish.Jerry says "hand me my old guitar and let me play Dark...

Sep 27, 2005

Janis Joplin 143 hits

Did you know that Diana actually was a reincarnation of Janis Joplin? She had asked God thirty years ago to buy her a M... B...!

Jul 23, 2005

Jacksons toaster 100 hits

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

Oct 3, 2005

Jacksons sperm count 203 hits

Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?A: Look it up in Webster's.

Sep 12, 2005

Jacksons pocket 118 hits

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?A: His other hand.

Aug 22, 2005

Jacksons new songs 122 hits

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Jun 27, 2005

Jacksons new band 94 hits

Q. Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band?A. It's called the Jackson Five and Under.

Jul 17, 2005

Jacksons makeup 87 hits

Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

May 2, 2005

Jacksons latest song 85 hits

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jacksons latest song?A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Jul 3, 2005

Jacksons favorite holiday 96 hits

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift...

Aug 11, 2005

Jackson write his songs 113 hits

Q: Where does Michael Jackson write his songs for the kids?A: In his tanning salon.

Jul 30, 2005

Jackson thinking about 96 hits

Q: What was Michael Jackson thinking about on his wedding night?A: Hmmm, now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own.

Jul 7, 2005

Jackson scream when 92 hits

Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream when he touches his nuts?A: He's sore from the kids last night,

May 17, 2005

Jackson say when 88 hits

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?A: "I'll be there!"If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he...

Aug 8, 2005

Jackson residence 106 hits

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?A: When the big hand touches the little hand...

Jun 8, 2005

Jackson put cheese 93 hits

Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy?A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea!

May 9, 2005

Jackson opening a sperm 88 hits

Q: Why is Michael Jackson opening a sperm bank?A: He always has a shitload of semen.

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imelda sunga: nice joke i like it.