Q: Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus?A: He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit.

Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?A: He has a lot of stuff in the can.

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.

Q: Who's happy when Michael Jackson gets a boy to stay over?A: Bubbles.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!

Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A: It comes in a little can.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.

Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?A: Foreplay.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?A: They both come in small tots.