Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?A. Neil walked the moon, Michael Jackson... fucked little boys.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?A: About two dress sizes!!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?A: They both know how to rear a child.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?A: Both are force fed to little boys.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?A: A fridge doesn't toot after you take your meat out of it!

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common? A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a microwave?A: A microwave won't brown your meat!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a ghost?A: One is completely white and has a scary face. The other is a supernatural being.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?A. Charley Weaver: "It got me out of the Army."

Q: What does Michael Jackson give his guests after dinner?A: Instead of after eight mints, he gives them under eight children.

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Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

Man went into a scrap yard, and said. "Have you got any spares for a Mercedes".The assistant replied. "No, but I got a pair of wings for a Princess".