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Jul 20, 2005
Get out
98 hits
Q. What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?A. Get out of my son!
Jun 14, 2005
Get it in his mouth
104 hits
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?A. George Gobel: "Get it in his mouth."
Jul 16, 2005
George Michael
106 hits
Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?A. George Michael's latest release.
Aug 26, 2005
George Burns
112 hits
Did you hear that Di has something in common with George Burns?They both died when they hit a hundred.
Jun
5, 2005
George Best
83 hits
What's the difference between George Best and Dodi's chauffeur?George Best can still take corners when he's pissed.
Sep
1, 2005
Gaylord Perry
109 hits
Q: What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.
Sep 15, 2005
French wine
112 hits
What have Lady Di and a bottle of French wine got in common?The both came from France in a wooden box
Jun 18, 2005
French photographers
122 hits
Did you hear what Di said when the French photographers asked if they could take her picture in the car wreck?"Over my dead Dodi."
Aug 11, 2005
French mortuary
126 hits
What did the French mortuary attendant say when he got the body bags?Zip-a-de Dodi, Zip-a-de Di
Aug 17, 2005
Football Club
164 hits
What does Princess Di have in common with the Richmond Football Club?They both got f*cked by walls.
Aug 20, 2005
Figuring out
102 hits
Q. What's the first problem the Michael's child will have in life?A. Figuring out which parent is his mother.
May 11, 2005
Ferrero Rocher
84 hits
What do Ferrero Rocher and Princess Di have in common?They both come out of France in a box.
May 30, 2005
Fergie
88 hits
What did the Queen say when she heard Princess Diana died in a car smash?Was Fergie with her?
Apr 28, 2005
Fergie for Christmas
124 hits
What's the Queen giving Fergie for Christmas?A trip to Paris, dinner at the Ritz, and a chauffeur-driven Mercedes
May 14, 2005
Feel the World
79 hits
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?A: "Feel the World."
Sep 26, 2005
Favorite gospel song
128 hits
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?A: "And then he touched me"I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays...
Aug
8, 2005
Faster Faster
96 hits
What were Dodi's last words?'Faster! Faster!'Hint: The driver misunderstood the expressions of pleasure for orders... hence the accident.
Sep
9, 2005
Ethiopians and Yoko Ono
105 hits
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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kiki: that is sexist