Why does Prince Charles use Energiser Batteries?Because they, "Never say Di".

Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?A: Emily Dick in son.

What did Elton John say when he heard of Di's dimise?"Great another No. 1"

Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?A. She doesn't, she eats out!

What's the difference between Lady Di and the Eastern Germans?The Eastern Germans survived the wall.

Q. Did you hear Michael Jackson is moving to PA... Guess which town? A. Dubois.

What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking? She hit the roof.

What's Di's favourite song?"I can't drive 55" Sammy Hagar

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep, are you probably a man or a woman?A. Don Knotts: "That's what's been keeping me awake."

Q. Did you see Dolly Parton’s new shoes?A. Neither did she.

Why is my Uncle Ted like Dodi's chauffeur?Because he also used to drive a Princess before he smashed it up.

Did you hear that the Frecnh are making a new day to commerate Dodi and Di's Death?They're gonna call it DodiDiDieDayDi drink - Di drive - Di diedDiana did a deadly deed!

What does DODI stand for?Died Opposite DI.Or... Died Of Driver Intoxication Died On Dashboard Impact

What did Dodi say to his chauffeur?"Do you want to come to Paris with me and Di?"

Why did Dodi invest in construction?He wanted to make a big impact on the concrete industry.

What does Dodi and Dodo have in common?They are both extinct.

What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?Four slugs and a dead Beatle.

What were Princess Diana's last words?"Darn, I can't auction this dress now!"

What was the last thing that Diana said to Dodi?I want it hard and fast and up against the wall.

Why was Diana in a Merc? Because she flatly refused to get in any other car.