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Jul 2, 2005

Diana had AIDS 92 hits

Did you know that Princess Diana had AIDS? Automobile Impacted Diana Spencer Or... Another Idiot Driver Smashed

Jun 21, 2005

Diana divorce Charles 119 hits

Why did Diana divorce Charles?She finally relized a ruler wasnt 12 inches long

Sep 6, 2005

Diana and Versace 93 hits

What do Diana and Versace have in common?They both get screwed by queens and die.

May 13, 2005

Diana and Tiger Woods 92 hits

What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods?Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Aug 30, 2005

Diana and the Eurostar 114 hits

What do Princess Diana and the Eurostar have in common?They both travel through a tunnel at 120mph and terminate in Paris.

Aug 13, 2005

Diana and Prince William 107 hits

What's the difference between Diana and Prince William?One's Heir to the Throne and one was thrown through the air!

May 25, 2005

Diana and Hugh Grant 84 hits

What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant?They both bought it in the backseat of a car.

Sep 12, 2005

Diana and Darren Milane 124 hits

What do Diana and Darren Milane have in common?They both didn't make it home from the tunnel. (How Melbourne-specific is this joke, eh?)

Oct 3, 2005

Diana and Cinderella 203 hits

What does Diana and Cinderella have in common ?Their car became a pumpkinHint: In spanish pumpkin (Calabaza) is synonymous of shit (caca)

Aug 13, 2005

Diana and change 98 hits

What's the difference between Diana and a pocketful of change?It's easier to scrape together a pocketful of change.

Jun 6, 2005

Diana & Dodi 97 hits

What was the last thing Diana & Dodi had to drink?4 Harvey Wallbangers, 2 Slammers, followed by 7 chasers and a Pina Colida

Sep 17, 2005

Di wear 95 hits

What did Di wear for her funeral? A dark blue bonnet.

May 16, 2005

Di start crying 80 hits

Why did Di start crying?Because her dodi flew out the window

Jun 14, 2005

Di on a motorcycle 106 hits

What did Paparazzi say before chasing Princess Di on a motorcycle?I'd kill for a picture, and he did.And after the crash: Hey! This is better than the OJ case. Could you bleed a little more? I need...

May 21, 2005

Di drove into 82 hits

Did you see the wall Di drove into?Neither did she.

May 12, 2005

Di at the Pearly Gates 81 hits

What did St Peter say to Di at the Pearly Gates? Wipe that greasy "merc" off your face.

Aug 18, 2005

Di and the Beatles 113 hits

What do Lady Di and the Beatles have in common?They both made quite an impact over in Europe.So they found out Princess Di had dandruff.They found her "head and shoulders" in the back seat.Hint:...

Jul 13, 2005

Di and Mother Theresa 102 hits

What did Princess Di and Mother Theresa have in common?They were both chaste/chased.

May 17, 2005

Di all over 84 hits

Why was the bodyguard so red-faced after the accident?He had Di all over him.

Sep 4, 2005

Di & Ian Wright 116 hits

What have Di & Ian Wright (English Footballer) got in common?Both hit the post 4 times at the weekend.

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imelda sunga: nice joke i like it.