How can you tell which one was Charles at the funeral?He was the one talking to the flowers.

What is the difference between Prince Charles and Mark Taylor?Mark Taylor came home with the ashes

What's the difference between Dodi and Di and Charles and Camilla?Dodi and Di are just a crush

Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting, "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does this mean?A. George Gobel: "Cattle crossing."

Q: What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?A: The Kids in the Hall.

What's the bumper sticker on Fergie's car?I brake for Paparazzi.

You've read Fergie's books about "Budgie the Helicopter"? Now read Diana's book, "Scrunchie the dark blue Mercedes"

Q: Where is Michael Jackson's other glove?A: In Brooke Shields' pants.

Did the British Secret Service kill Princess Diana?No, the French underground did it.

When Diana said she would never talk to the British press againI didn't know she was speaking the truth!!

What's the difference between a BMW and a Mercedes? BMW doesn't get any royalties.

Did you hear that Diana had Blue eyes?One blew out the left window and the other out the right window.

Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?A. They both throw a ho down.

Q: What's Michael's favorite fast food?A: Big Boys.

What did Diana say to Dodi when he asked to marry her?She wanted something more concrete in her life.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?A. Paul Lynde: "Because chiffon wrinkles too easily."

Q: What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?A: Anal retention.

Anagrams of "Princess Diana"A car spins, I endAscend in ParisDies in Car, NapsAnagram for "Diana Spencer"Pain Ends RaceAnagram for "Diana, Princess of Wales"Diana's Wolf Penis Races

What sound did the ambulance make?Dodi dodi dodi dodi dodi dodi...