Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?A: Monsigneur.

Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?A: Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.

Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"A. 80% said not again.

Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?A. Michael Jackson.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?A brain tumor.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?So her male would get delivered to the right box.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on...

Young blonde girl "Mother, is it true what I heard in school today?"To which the mother asks, "Whats that dear?"Blonde girl - "That babies come out of the same place that boys put their dicks?"Mom...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What does XXX stand for in a porno film?It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please...

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?Bucket seats.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -- if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead.The philosopher goes first and asks...

Why'd the chicken cross the road?To show the blonde how!

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields.One blonde says, “Look over there!â�There was another...