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Funny Jokes Page 55 of 285
Sep 24, 2005
Weight loss
278 hits
A blonde lady went to see a doctor about her weight and the doctor said"If you run 30 miles for 300 days you will have lost a lot of weight".Three hundred days later, she rings up the doctor and...
Jul 26, 2005
Wearing Underwear
94 hits
How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear?Dandruff on her shoes!
Oct
2, 2005
Wavey Blonde
406 hits
Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?Beacause a blonde drowned in it.
Jun 13, 2005
Waterskiing with Blondie
117 hits
Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
May 17, 2005
Watch the Birdie
84 hits
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"So the blonde looks up!
Jul 26, 2005
Washing machine
111 hits
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week
May
4, 2005
Wash hair in sink
86 hits
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Aug 11, 2005
Wanted Dead Or Alive
115 hits
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality."If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it...
Jun 29, 2005
Waitron Blonde
115 hits
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants, a waitress comes up.The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.''Gee,...
Aug 12, 2005
Vroom screech
99 hits
What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?A blonde going through a flashing red light.
May 17, 2005
Virgin Mary not blonde
114 hits
Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
May 10, 2005
Video Blonde
122 hits
Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video?She threw it away because the people in the video weren't losing weight either!
Jul 13, 2005
Very Helpful Inventions
104 hits
Ice Cube MixTricycle KickstandSolar FlashlightDehydrated WaterFire Proof MatchesReversible Sandwich BreadBlack Light BulbGarage Door CloserCordless Cell PhoneDisposable Garbage Bags
Sep 18, 2005
Upside Down Blonde
125 hits
Why is an upside-down blonde so funny?Because she is a crack up.
Jun 15, 2005
Upset with drivers license
103 hits
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?Because she got an F in sex.
Jun 16, 2005
Ugly blonde mating call
113 hits
What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?(Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Jun 25, 2005
Two nuns and blonde
89 hits
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
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imelda sunga: nice joke i like it.
chaitanya varma: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
kiki: that is sexist