Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible.When they get to the car, they realize they had locked...

There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the first blonde said, "How are we going to tell them apart?"The second blonde said, "Why don't we take one and...

There were two blondes, one was on one side of the lake and one was on the other.One blonde yelled to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"The other blonde yelled back, "You're already on...

Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?A. A wind tunnel.

There were six ladies working at the new office building, six days per week.Each day they someone different would bring the coffee.Well, today was the blonde's turn, so with a large thermos, she...

What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?Two brunettes.

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof.When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off.She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever...

6. Both are made out of plastic.5. Both are full of hot air.4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.3. Both have been known to score.2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on...

Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?She loves taking pictures (flashes, got it?).

How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy.The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the...

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."Then...

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.While she was...

There were three blondes living together.Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, ''Am I going up...

What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?4 fucks, 4 fucks, 4 fucks, not for a zillion fucks, 4 fucks!

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"

A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!""I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"

What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?Her feet!

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?A: Her feet!

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head...