Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?The sign said ''Wet Floor.''

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

A German woman is walking down the street.Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.So he told her that all she had to was take it...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the...

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm...

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her...

Q. What did the blonde say to the doctor when she found out she was pregnant?A. Is it mine?

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?"OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds."

3 Blondes are on an island, and a genie comes from nowhere."As there are 3 of you", he said, "I can give you 1 wish each."The 1st blonde wishes she could have a boat.She gets in an unluckily it...

A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere. She went home and...

Did you hear about the blonde who:...had more on her body than on her mind?...was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?...took an hour to cook Minute Rice?...got into the...

Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?For people who don't drink.

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over. "Do you want to go in the...

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?Sit a kitty beside her.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that...

Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?Because she slept with more than one guy.

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way.Waiting at the cross street for the...