What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A wind tunnel.

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar...

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks to buy a television set."Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."The blonde leaves and dyes her hair brown.The next day, she...

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.''That will be $1.08, please'' says the clerk.''What's the eight cents for?'' asks the blonde. ''It says one dollar right here on the...

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

What happened to the Blonde Tap Dancer?She fell in the sink.

How do you stop a blonde tank?Shoot the people pushing it!

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

Why are blonde jokes so short?So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company.After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had...

She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.When the blonde...

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?Frosted Flakes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.An hour later, the blonde emerges from the...

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared."What's going on here, ma'am?""Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there...

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?She thought it was Diet Coke!

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as...

Why do blondes like sunroofs?More legroom!

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?She jumped out a basement window!

Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid?A: She opens her mouth!