There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walkâ�She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't...

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.The driver...

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals.She proudly said, "go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"The blonde...

Three blondes died and are up talking to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question and if you get it I will let you into heaven."He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"She answers, "Oh, that's...

Why do blondes have square boobs?Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a...

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"The blonde said, "So what? We're going to...

Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?Because you have to hollow out the head first.

Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?Because they think their pictures are being taken.

What do you call a smart blonde?A Golden Retriever.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?Bigfoot has been spotted.

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?You walk toward them and they open!

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?She forgot to close her eyes.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?One's a phony buck.

I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.She told me she didn't know how to cook them.

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back...

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?(With a rocking of the head from side to side)I dunno!

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?To keep from bruising their ears.

Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."