Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe...

Finally, a new bumper sticker for BOTH political parties. This hottest selling political bumper sticker comes from New York State: "RUN HILARY RUN' Democrats put it on the rear bumper. ...

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how...

George W. Bush The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW Washington, D.C. 20500 Past Work Experience Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. Bought an oil...

This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen And uncertainty...

George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has...

A first grade teacher in the Midwest is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their...

While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband "Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now." He replies "Does it say...

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta?Oh, grand! It's Bond.James Bond? O07?Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in...

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?You unzip it!

3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the...

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, ''Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the assembly line for the automobile changed the...

Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?A: Don't hit your head on the desk!

1) Chest Trays2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)3) Pastor Baiters4) Mounds of Shame5) Heavenly Canteens6) Pearly Weights7) Hooteronomies8) Pizza Pizza9) Sweater Undulations10) The Daughters of...

What has three balls and comes from outer space?E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet.It will re-write your hard drive. ...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the...

(which in our society means over 25)An older woman can wear any hat she chooses and nobody will laugh. A younger woman wearing the same hat will always look like a lampshade in a brothel. An older...

Impotence is nature's way of saying no hard feelings.

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner."If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef.""If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."