A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my...

Bill Clinton dies and goes to the pearly gates, where St.Peter asks him who he is and what he did. Bill replies, "I am Bill Clinton, and I was president of the United States!? St. Peter says, "Ok,...

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came...

The angel Gabriel meets him at the Pearly Gates and takes him on a guided tour. The man sees various groups of people all standing around and talking to each other. "These are the Buddhists,"...

The May Day parade in Moscow is the largest, most important military parade of the year. For 1992's parade, Yeltsin and Gorbachev invited Bill Clinton to come watch it with them. The parade...

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire...

Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, ...

Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has urinated the message, BILL SUCKS! on the White House Lawn. Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples...

Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? A. The nation. Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea! Q: What does Bill...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods....

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the...

Seen on a bumper sticker: IF CLINTON IS THE ANSWER, THEN IT MUST BE A STUPID QUESTION. Seen on another bumper sticker: CLINTON HAPPENS

Here is an (apparently) true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the examiner to...

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: "Well,...

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's...

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older...

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a...

In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? The waiter, after taking a close look says: It looks to me like the breaststroke, Sir

A man is driving home, when he is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. "Sir," the cop says. "Why...