A stand-in of Santa

Dogs wants to substitute santa's deers.

Happy New Year!

Watch out, shit happens!

Don't drink too much! It hurts me...

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,...

A kid ready for Halloween!

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He...

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've...

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The...

O Lord, hear my anxious plea Calculus is killing me I know not of 'dx' or 'dy' And probably won't until the day I die. Please, Lord, help me in this hour As I take my case to the highest...

Your first job will be to sweep the floor. But I'm a college student the young man replied. In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Penn. and bragged that he had told his wife she...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in...

this photo was taken on a highway to San Francisco.

a band of toy gangsters, horrible or lovely?   

Find some brands and you can make up a story too!  

Stare at the dot in the center and move your head in and out. Say how you feel?