Beg for Budweiser Fund!

Beware! Drunken people crossing!

"I think this means no candy."

The most creative cars in the world: tortoise VS rhinoceros!

Act bravely. Eat safely.

What will happen to a keyboard out of use for long? Well, check your keyboard now!

A sick pumpkin shoots its cookies.

A stand-in of Santa

Dogs wants to substitute santa's deers.

Happy New Year!

Watch out, shit happens!

Don't drink too much! It hurts me...

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,...

A kid ready for Halloween!

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He...

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've...

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The...

O Lord, hear my anxious plea Calculus is killing me I know not of 'dx' or 'dy' And probably won't until the day I die. Please, Lord, help me in this hour As I take my case to the highest...

Your first job will be to sweep the floor. But I'm a college student the young man replied. In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.