Funny Pictures & Jokes Archive 200410

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Oct 12, 2004
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally...
Oct 12, 2004
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.  ...
Oct 12, 2004
A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to...
Oct 12, 2004
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!" The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain."...
Oct 11, 2004
01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you 04. -You shrink in cold water. 05. -You never get a haircut....
Oct 11, 2004
10 Hunsbands 547 hits
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin. What?" said the puzzled groom. "How...
Oct 11, 2004
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that...
Oct 11, 2004
A man was speeding, going about 95 mph down the highway, when he was pulled over by the state police. The Statie, being in a good mood for once, decided to give the guy a break, if the driver...
Oct 11, 2004
Three Ducks 354 hits
A very happy duck walks into a bar. Barman: Why are you so happy? Duck1: Its been raining, its been great, I've been in and out of puddles all day. A second happy duck walks into a bar Barman:...
Oct 11, 2004
Dogs and Cats 284 hits
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY ~~~~~ DAY 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am- OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am- OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am- OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY...
Oct 11, 2004
A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife. "See if they fit." "They don't." "Now you see who will wear the pants in this...
Oct 11, 2004
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. ''Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.'' ''Tell all of your sins, my daughter.'' ''Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend...
Oct 11, 2004
A nun is talking with her Mother Superior. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the Mother Superior....
Oct 11, 2004
Medical Test 422 hits
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger,"...
Oct 11, 2004
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60,perhaps your radar...
Oct 11, 2004
Oct 13, 2004
Who steal my cola?
Oct 11, 2004
Cat Ass Painting 3,918 hits
Oct 13, 2004
How Gillette Makes One Different
Oct 11, 2004
Enemy Decoy 348 hits
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots. The German "airfield," constructed with meticulous care, was made almost...
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