A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here...

A guy goes inside the confessionary and says: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What did you do, my son?" "Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a...

A Sarajevo man goes to confession and says, "Father I have done a terrible thing, please, I need me absolution." "What have you done that is so terrible in this terrible place?" the priest...

The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me and my cousin were alone in the house," she continued, "and went up to my bedroom..." "Go on, my child," said the priest gently....

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman for the last three weekends." Father Donavon asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, 'tis I." ...

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and have an IQ of 165, and I'd like to make a donation." The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room....

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The...

It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what she did today. ''Well, I played in the sandbox,'' she said. The teacher said, ''If you can spell sand, I'll give you a...

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" ...

Will this knife remind you of foot smell when you are eating this piece of cake?

Safe Keys ---always alert me from Thieves.

Merry Christmas From Condoms!

Black and white. No number.  

This is the fashion of the year.

You see how history has been made? Don't always believe what you read in the media.

What can you imagine from a broken bicycle? You might be enlightened by this creative artwork.

A heaping baggage train in airport.

How to escape from a hungry wolf Here is a smart answer.

Luxury bicycle with a steering wheel

I've a big nose and cool face ...