I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my...

The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?...

Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175. Discoverer: Adam Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower...

Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn't quite place her. "Hi, Joe", she...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.. DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before...

What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused...

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first. "Smiling, God...

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. If you buy your...

The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1...What are you thinking about? 2...Do you love me? 3...Do I look fat? 4...Do you think she is prettier than me? 5...What would you do if I died? What...

1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. Do not bother me!! 2. Two hot dogs and a beer at a...

10: Awww...that's cute 9. Well, at least you're good at other things 8. Do you think it'll fit my old Barbie?clothes? 7. My li'l brother has one like that. 6. Are you cold? 5. ::giggles:: 4. Maybe...

10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 6. She's got...

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe'en party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the...

The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known. The Will Of The People Has Been Clearly Shown. So Lets All Get Together And Let Bitterness Pass, I'll Hug Your Elephant, And You Can Kiss My ASS!!!!!

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!", she...

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets...

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A...

Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour, showing him his options for spending eternity. They come to a room marked "Hitler." Inside is Eva Braun, torturing Adolf...

Two old friends met at the golf course. "How's it going?" asked the first guy. "Not so good," said the second. "My wife's divorcing me." "Why that's terrible" said the first. "What...

The worst foursome to play behind would have to be Monica Lewinski, O.J. Simpson, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton. - Monica is a hooker - O.J. is a slicer - Ted can't drive over water -...