A fellow tees off, and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a woman knocked out cold. The man runs back to the clubhouse and...

Q: Why is golf like Sex A: Think positive,     Bend your knees     Keep your head down      Use your hips     Follow...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the...

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm...

A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: "One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 10 Taliban!" The Taliban...

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in...

There is a skeleton inside...

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. ...

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all...

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed. About five minutes later, he...

This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a half of lager. The gremlin downs his half-pint, runs long the bar, dips his head in...

TRY imagining what the world will be like in the year 3000. Some serious thinkers are starting to do just that. 1. In the future, you'll save time by having a robot make you exercise while you...

Look at the intelligent elevator of the energy saving building. It should be very economical, I guess.  

  If one day you feel like crying ... Call me. I don't promise you that ... I will make you laugh But I can cry with you If one day you want to run away - Don't be afraid to call...

Father and Son---a better version of "Mini Me"

There's no way around it It's you and me one on one Velvet nights softly pounding Two hearts on the run I think you know what I'm saying I can feel that lovin' touch You get the message I'm...

Person of the Year

Bush Man, entangling the World in His Web of Lies! Coming Soon!!

I'm winnin' this here debate---->Yep, i'm winnin' this.----->Winnin' it just like I'm winnin' Iraq.